Well, it’s now January 2nd… you know what that means? It means that I should probably start trying to figure out some New Year’s Resolutions… and don’t be giving me any shit about how should have already had these planned out or ADD Brain will come find you while you’re sleeping and cut you!
Proceeding…
1. I resolve to have next year’s resolutions determined before the hangover fades on January 1 2014.
2. I resolve to get Dickie to start referring to Anthony by his name, rather than “boy”. Anthony is a “lighter shade of brown” and it just seems wrong, especially when we’re in public.
3. I resolve to try vlogging at least once. I also resolve to probably suck at it….
4. I resolve to not use Hub’s razor… at all, this year, to shave my legs.
5. I resolve to not use the stash of money put away for the kid’s school clothes, this summer, on random Del Taco and Jack in the Box adventures.
6. I resolve to drink more Vodka…. and protein shakes
7. I resolve to reduce the amount of time spent heckling the kids, when they’re crying.
8. I resolve to only lose my car keys once a month.
9. I resolve to encourage the children to do at least one good deed a week. Preferably one that benefits me…
10. I resolve to be a better blogger and actually put fingers to keyboard more than once a month.
…and there you have it. I’ll probably fail at over half of them…. in fact, I think I’m ay have already failed at least 2 of them during the 5 hours it took to write this mini-post *Big shout out to Mom… thanks for the visit while I was attempting to be a good blogger.*
Do you have any resolutions that have already been broken? List it (and your failure) in the comments. Whichever one is my favorite while have it’s very own half ass Microsoft Paint image created about it and posted on my next entry…. Get to commenting 
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I resolved to eat better this year, then I made a thick pot of potato soup that contained half a stick of butter. Logan and I finished the entire pot of soup this afternoon….so much for eating healthy.
I resolve to procrastinate… I’ll get around to it next year.
I resolved not to call little people midgets….that was broke 45 minutes into the new year by a very intoxicated me seeing one and slurrishly yelling “look midget is putting it down I wonder if he wants to kick it ” have you ever had a little person talk big words to you while drunk…smh I only remember hugging him and saying “you’re the cutest little thing ever ” next year I resolve to not drink where there might be “politicaly correct things “
I said I was going to stop babying my 10 year old almost 11 and not clean up after him.
Yeah I broke that and cleaned his room , rearranged his closet , and his drawers. It only took me 4 hours lol
I resolved to write down my resolutions in my head by the 2nd so I could start the new year right! Yea- well with the whole family sick (some of us on round 2- that never happened) What was I thinking? I start back to work on Monday and WOW- I have a lot to do! Looks like I will start the new year just as crazy as the 2012 ended! HELP!
Good luck with all that!
Don’t put the vodka in the protein shake. It does NOT taste good.
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