Dear Beast, I could sit here and play nice and ask you how your day was going and if you slept OK last night, but I think I’m going to cut straight to the chase. You suck. I let it slide when […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dear Beast, I could sit here and play nice and ask you how your day was going and if you slept OK last night, but I think I’m going to cut straight to the chase. You suck. I let it slide when […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dear Ol’ Roy dog food: I just wanted to take a moment out of this hectic Friday night to express some gratitude for your cheaply made doggy chow. I went against my better judgement last week and bought a sack o’ […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have never liked taking showers. It’s not that I like being dirty… I just would rather use every second of my time doing something that makes me happy. I’ll venture to say that I’ve taken, roughly, 10,220 showers in my […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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