How to Combat Random Boredom…

Sometimes when I’m bored… I draw really bad pictures of my friends, in Microsoft Paint, and then email the really bad pictures to the friend that the picture depicts.

FriendSometimes when I’m bored… I artfully scatter 25 hardened old raisins throughout a co-worker’s cubicle.

Sometimes when I’m bored… I try to instigate altercations between my children. Sometimes when I’m really bored… I try to instigate an altercation between Hubs and the Beast. Sometimes when I’m really REALLY bored… I try to instigate an altercation between our mail-man and the homeless guy who wanders up and down our street.

Sometimes when I’m bored… I eat… ALL THE THINGS!

Sometimes when I’m bored… I do bad impersonations of our neighborhood cats, while attempting to annoy The Beast.

Sometimes when I’m bored… I put my water bottle lid on top of things and pretend that it’s that thing’s new hat. Sometimes when I’m really bored… I take pictures of the things wearing their new water bottle lid-hats and post the pictures to Instagram. Sometimes when I’m really REALLY bored… I imagine that my water bottle lid-hat wearing things will someday be bigger than the bunny with a pancake on its head.

Stapler Hat

…and sometimes Instagram even sees the stupidity in my boredom and refuses to post the picture.

Sometimes when I’m bored… I draft out elaborate plans to steal my co-worker’s fish.

Cubicle Fish

Sometimes when I’m bored… I look over previously written notes, in my iPhone, while attempting to find something to blog about and wonder what in the hell I was thinking. Nothing ever gets deleted, though…

Sometimes when I’m bored… I look through my hair until I find a split end and try to disintegrate it using only the power of my mind.

Split End UGH

Sometimes when I’m bored… and people are trying to talk to me, I stare intently over their left shoulder and think about cake. Sometimes when I’m really bored… and people are trying to talk to me, I stare intently at their mouth and try to imagine that they are greedily chewing some cake. Sometimes when I’m really REALLY bored… and people are trying to talk to me, I walk away… get in my car, drive home and bake a cake. A cake that I can’t eat, cause I’m freaking hypoglycemic.

Sometimes when I’m bored… I write stupid posts about things that I do when I’m bored and post it for the whole world to see… Luckily only about 237 will ever notice it.

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  • http://www.theworld4realz.com/ Andi-Roo (@theworld4realz)

    LMFAO… Will you be my friend? Please? I want to do things like that when I’m bored.

  • http://guapola.wordpress.com/ El Guapo

    I think you force yourself to get bored just to do all that fun stuff!
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  • http://ohmygawdjustdowhatisay.wordpress.com/ GingerSnaap

    I’d rather get gonorrhea than be bored!