How I became Best Friends Forever with The Bloggess…
I hate to break it to ya’ll, but I have pretty much just became Best Friends Forever with none other than The Bloggess . Yes, that’s right… The Blogess’ BFF-ness is officially OFF the market… and it’s all because of me! I had made it my life-long mission, a few months ago, to get the greatness that is known to much of the world as The Bloggess to notice me and I’ll be damned if one of my TWO attempts didn’t work.
Will you just LOOK at those Caps Locs! Do you SEE how excited she is to be my BFF! People don’t just Caps Loc their shit for the hell of it!!! She likes me! She really really likes me! I decided to try and play it cool… which should explain my dumb ass response and she obviously is also choosing to play it cool by not responding at all.
See! It’s like we’re soul mates! We are already totally taking each others feeling into consideration. I heart you, J Blogg. You… complete me.
I imagine that soon enough we will have matching BFF necklaces and will be planning slumber parties and Hubs is probably going to have to look into getting his vasectomy reversed so we can have another child…. so The Bloggess can be the God-Mother. We also need one of those cool combined names, for when people want to gossip about all of our awesome BFF shenanigans… The Blogberliah? Well, shit… that works for me.
Try not to let this news affect your day to day life… and try not to take out any jealousy/frustration that you may be feeling onto your own lame ass BFF… It’s not their fault that they can’t be nearly as epic as us!