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Sound the trumpets, followers of Kimberliah… for a winner has been chosen in the Broken Resolutions of 2013 contest!

As you may recall, I asked that you share your already failed resolutions with me… and the one that made me laugh the loudest would be recreated into a lame-ass Microsoft Paint picture.  5 days have passed since the gauntlet was thrown down and I received a total of SEVEN comments to that post!  SEVEN!!!  …and let’s be honest, only 5 of those were actual entries to my contest.

Since I’ve been temporarily banned from Facebook by the Facebook Nazis (post to be written soon)… I’ve had some extra time on my hands.  What better way to spend it than by alienating 4 readers and making one feel momentarily superior?   So, let’s get down to business.. because in all reality, I took a melatonin about an hour ago and I am currently attempting to type this using only one eye…. and it’s my weak eye, at that… So, without anymore crap being sprawled onto this entry… let’s do this!  The winner of my Broken Resolutions 2013 contest is….. *drumroll* …… PAM!

*I’ll give you a short intermission so you can dance around and holler and make your 23 kids look at you strangely…* Ok, that’s enough of that…. Allow me to present you with the winning Broken Resolution of 2013.

Pam’s a good girl… She’s just a wee-bit misunderstood. Just a little bit.  *Take no offence Tiny Racer*  and here is how I see that scene playing out in my head…

Please excuse the fact that this picture is a tad bit lamer than my previous postings…. It’s the melatonin, man…

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