I feel like I haven’t posted in a week… and unfortunately I have absolutely nothing to say.
I could drag this out and write a post about a shitty trip to the mall, in the 80′s, when an overly hair-sprayed teenanger loudly taunted me for putting my arm into one of the leg openings of a trendy little skirt/lace leggings combo…
I could write about the first time I ever saw a real wiener and promptly ran away screaming…. and flailing.
I could try to come up with something about how I wanted to pulverize Hubs with my IV stand, when I was in labor and thought he had a bag of M&Ms… which was actually just his wallet.
But, I’m lazy… and I don’t wanna…
So, here’s a video of Hubs pulling the kids around with a riding lawnmower.
’cause this is how real crackers get down…
I wish I had a riding lawnmower. Or at least a neighbor who’d let me borrow his riding lawnmower.
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It’s memories like this that the kids will look back on, not how clean the house was or what brand of clothing they wore. This is what family and fun is about.
Teri
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