Would it be Wrong Wednesday… 8/8/2012on August 8, 2012 at 2:07 pm
I think there’s something kind of wrong with my brain and the way that it chooses to function. From this discovery, I am birthing “Would it be Wrong, Wednesdays”
For today’s very first installment, I want to share with you part of an email I received… first thing this morning.
Apparently Hostess has created little “Lunch Notes” that you can print out and place into your kid’s lunch box… so they feel all special and thought about and shit. So, here ‘s my issue… It appears that all their little cards have either pictures or references to a variety of the Hostess goodies. This might not seem like an issue to the parent who actually BUYS Hostess snack cakes, but for those of us who don’t…. would it be wrong to still use the cards?
I can picture Dickie now, happily digging through his new Batman lunchbox… pulling his special Hostess card out of its depths, smiling brightly as the love from the card overtakes him…. and that picture of the cupcake… those squiggles. It’s just so delicious looking! The remainder of the contents of the lunch box would be dumped onto the lunch table… sandwich, chips, Capri-Sun….. generic cup of applesauce.
Where the funk is my Hostess Cupcake???
So…. Would it be Wrong?
How have you wronged your offspring, lately???