Sometimes I believe that ADD Brain and OCD Brain have a 3rd room-mate, who has not yet been added to the lease. The must have snuck him in while I was sleeping or something. Sneaky little assholes. I’m not going to try to evict this secret 3rd room-mate because …. well, he’s kind of gangster and that’s not how I roll… I’m not sure how or why… but for whatever reasons, ADD Brain and OCD Brain have smuggled Xzibit, into the comforts of my brain.
I can’t really complain, he’s not bothering anyone. He actually seems kind of restless, to tell you the truth. To keep himself occupied, he’s constantly putting in work… Hosting “Pimp Kim’s Thoughts” It’s kind of like his old show “Pimp my Ride” … only there’s no cars or crap in my brain…. just a shitload of thoughts. So, he’s keeps himself busy… pimping them.
Example?
But, of course.
We had another weekend, with some friends, at our pool. I think the Olympic frenzy is starting to get to the guys because they were being EXTRA competitive, with each other…. Who can make the biggest splash, who can swim the length of the pool the fastest, who can eat the most hot links in 10 minutes, who can pee on a flying bee, who can piss their wife off the quickest…. and it went on and on…… and on
I think Xzibit was a little put off with their macho-man displays and decided it was time to play “Pimp Kim’s Thoughts” Luckily, what transpired, from this… was captured on film…
Enjoy…
Pre- Pimp Kim’s Thoughts…
Hey Hubs, Heeeeey
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More Pre- Pimp Kim’s Thoughts…
Oh! Look!!! Fire Marshal Bill looks like a freaking wombat!
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Kim’s Thoughts, Pimped…
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WTF, Zxibit, Really? You REALLY had to make them into the Ambiguously Gay Duo?
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That’s wrong on so many levels, but so damn funny too!
Teri
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Wrong, yet SO SOOOOO right!
I want in on that competition. I can swim a pretty fast lap.
That’s strange…. I figured that the smoking jacket may have slowed you down. Impressive.