Can You Spare a Dollar…on August 3, 2012 at 8:51 am
I took a leap of faith, yesterday and added a “Donation” button to my page. I have to admit that I felt pretty silly doing so… but, as I inquired to Hubs “What can it hurt?” So, now my blog officially has a tip cup that accepts all major credit cards.
Will anyone actually click the link and make a donation? I, for one, am pretty doubtful… But, who knows? Maybe somebody out there will find the humor in donating their 2 cents to kimberliah.com…. OR maybe 50,000,000 people will have that exact same idea!!! Do you know what happens then??? Kim becomes a millionaire! That’s not even 1% of the world’s current population! Shit, this little dream might actually be do-able… by the time I’m 138 years old (assuming my site-traffic stays constant… and everyone, who visits, ALWAYS gives me their 2 cents)
Millionaire-hood, here I come!!! If I wasn’t really super comfortable in this chair, I would totally be up and strutting around the room. George Jefferson style!
Hubs thoughtfully brought up the possibility of my blog’s Facebook page admirer possibly placing a hefty donation
However, I’m not exactly sure that PayPal has the capability to covert goats and shit into dollars…
So there it is… my half-assed explanation as to why I feel that I’m deserving of waving my Tip Cup in your face. Because I wanna be a millionaire
…so freaking bad
Tell you what, let’s make this a little more interesting, for you…
The person who places the 5th donation to kimberliah.com will WIN something… Hold on, let me scrounge some crap up real quick…
Package includes: an acrylic painting that I am never going to finish, 2 Del Taco Mild Hot Sauces (1 old style, 1 new style: from the famous Barstow Del Taco), a Nerf gun bullet-thing that has been slightly gnawed on by The Beast, 2 water grenades, a key chain with a railroad thing on it, a little plastic fireman getting ready to axe some shit and a paper Go Diego Go lunch bag
There! That crap, in the picture directly above, can be ALL yours, if you’re the lucky 5th donator!
Good luck.. and try not to donate so much as to where you might feel inclined to attempt claiming me, as a dependant, on your taxes next year!