Oh, the enlightening things you will find when going through your kid’s cell phone…

and, yes… I go through my kid’s phone.  He’s 10 and I’m the one paying the bill

I usually just glance at his text message… for laughs.

But there was nothing new to see this morning.

So, it dawned on me… I haven’t had the internet canceled on his phone yet!

Let’s check the history!!!

Wow… all I can say is I think the dog may need counseling…

Or Old Roy may need an apology

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What will happen if a dog eats a marker?

My dog ate a dry erase marker?

What will happen if a dog eats top ramen?

What happens if a dog eats applesauce?

What will my dog do if he ate a cheerio?

What HAPPENS IF A DOG EATS A CRAYON

*that one must have been super urgent, I’m guess from the CAPS LOC abuse*

A YouTube search for “Chihuahua eats top ramen”

….and the most disturbing of all…

How long should it take for my dogs tranquilizers to wear off?

Huh?????

Now I really suspect that Ant could NOT have written that last one….simply because there is no way he would have spelled “traquilizers” correctly.

Shoot, I don’t think ANY of my kids would have spelled it right.

I honestly don’t know whether to laugh or stick my fingers down Slater’s throat

I’m just going to hope they were all hypothetical questions…